Category: Animal House
This morning Thruxton made a successful bid for freedom and you would not believe where a small flexible rat can end up. She wriggled her way into the inner workings of a recliner chair, which had to be taken apart to extracate her. Hmm nothing in the guide books prepared me for that scenario.
Awww deer li'l Thruxton,
What a lovely name and for such as a..well...ah... deer li'l Rat you say..
Don't mind me, ignore me if you are so inclined..
..it is just *sniff- sniff ~ sob sob ...
Oh me deer li'l ponderings you must surely be given to understandeth for to be blessed with of all Creatures...A Rat...Oh goodness!! me is so ..so rather taken by it all..
*sniff sniff ~ sob sob...A Rat... Hmmm maybe ZeRatteThruxton, well, in me thots anyway..
>>[:-)]<<
Oh and what a..well...ah... most splendid gift of the holidays bestowed upon One of great magnificence...A Rat!! *given to ponder...calm down ~ take it easy.. and yet given to ponder...A ZeLi'lRatteThruxtonTHE1st... How Mighty a Name and from a long line of only the most fabulous.. I could go on and on..and maybe I will... After all 8,000 Characters >>[:-)]<<
...then again, don't want to use them all at one time.. Save some characters for another day... you understandeth
*Giving further thot to all this aLive ness..
... just to think though that the guide books are only that, Guide Books, not the Complete Authority you must, well it should rather be considered thusly so, for changes are many and adaptations exist and to think, "What a Lovely Gift for ZeRatteThruxton" ...Her very verry verry own recliner chair to play hide and seek in and out of and all around zeTown...meant to say, zeHome.. Ardeth and THE Go-blueth Goblin have already had visitors of RainDeers a pouring down showers of blessings of a Rat so deer.. trust all in the Family are well fair this day in passing..
Connie ~ Grace
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*~~From all these notes not previously published...a NuGuideBook shall emerge/IsEmerging
HopHopenJOYing the gift
(CG)
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Cyber-Spacyey Santa is sending along some charcoal 'cause you been good so as zeHome all cosy and warm and some yarn for a sweater 'cause not want for ZeRatteThruxton to get not warm and not so co'z'z'z'z'z'z'zy comfie and some nibblies too *wanna guess what that would be..???
Still guessing I am a supposin'...
Have you guessed yet...???
...well anyhow...the answer is...........................................................still guessing me thinks................................................................. the answer is.................o.K., me already said that.................................................are you ready...???
ChEEEEEse
Let's start a "free Thruxton" fan club.
Bob
...*pondering... in other words, giving careful thinking to the situation presented..
...me is giveen to thotful consideration and made conclusion that is no a good idear 'cause ZeRatteThruxton is Already Free..
~~~though probably on all accounts the costs are exceedingly high..yet for THE Lad, the lad, the lad.. the expenses must certainly be worth the high costs as well as the hassles of THE Goblin crawling all over zeFloor and into zeFurniture for to give THEmightyThruxton to know she is most certainly desired...
The Life of Thruxton.. a li'lRatte who has such great play toys..
<<<<<an entire recliner>>>>>
Don't supposin' many li'lRattes could boast of such pleasures..then again..maybe...there is **one** that can boast of such pleasures divine..
Just pondering..Seems me heard there is some morsels of ChEEEEEseCake with fresh fruits galore spread lavishously atop that has been made up and Mmm mmm mmmm...here Thruxton, come have a li'l nibble and..Thruxton...Where are you..??? Oh Thruxton...Where are you......???????????????????????????????????????????
*Seems to be that recliner is in motion again, aLive with a li'lRatte that seems to think she is a bunnie in need of burrowing in for a long Winter's nap..
Connie ~ Grace
I have a guinea pig! When Emma has gotten loose I'd get my Dad to come and find her! Now that my Dad has died I'm on my own! The last time she got out I crawled around and I called her name! I sat down I listened to where Emma was screaming! I followed her screams I found her under my computer desk! I asked my Jamaican friend who is a vet why didn't Emma stay where she fell! I told her to stay! My friend said Emma moved so I wouldn't step on her! I guess your rat is different than a guinea pig, even though they are in the same family! I'd listen to her screams!
LOL! Bob. Hmmm Thruxton is quite capable of getting into something and being completely unable to get out, she's going to be trouble.. Selena good story Guinea Pigs you are lucky she was so vocal,unfortunately rats don't shout unless they are in pain or frightened. All I heard was stand still Alex or you'll flatten the wee soul.